Last year’s brilliant upset at Olivers Chili Stadium by Chef Min Love and her boozy slash ketchupy concoction, has recently been classified as an elaborate hoax! In fact, pretty much all of the details of that complex day have shape shifted and updated for the history books. Your memory of last year’s Chili Cookoff is all FAKE STEWS!
You may think you remember Chef Mark not completing his chili and disappearing after being Tequila Sundowned within the opening round. But this is Fake Stews! He actually perfected his award winning recipe, was declared the winner by the Delectable College and left on a private jet to tour Mexico City and receive a Medal of Honour from the United Chili Nations.
You may think you remember Curt Geneau working hard to repeat his out-of-nowhere Championship Chili from the year before. This also was Fake Stews. He was actually dressed up in a tight mini skirt and over serving the host, Paul Darbs and kMan!
You may think you remember Kenny Rogers and Dottie West singing country classics in the Chili Side-room as your pot slowly simmered. Fake Stews. It was the amazing duo of Sherry Leader and AJ Benoit who actually entertained you.
This year, the Media will be in full attendance. Nothing will go without scrutiny. Esteemed members of the press will be partying, cooking and judging you on everything you simmer, everything you say and everything you’ve ever done before in your entire life.
Expect the usual over the top extravagances. Expect unexpected bombshell announcements. Expect the best ever, gloves off, no drinks barred Groundhog Day Chili Cookoff Party of the year!